Greetings and welcome to yet another of my online blogs. I do love to write but I always find it difficult to know how much or how little to say. So many times have I been caught out by saying the wrong thing but I guess you can’t please everyone when you are addressing the web since its such a vast medium of communication.
So where to start?
At the beginning would be the best place I guess but im not sure I can work out where the beginning is or what indeed it is I’m trying to say. Is this just another online rambling of my thoughts? Or is this the real me? Should I say what is expected or say what I think? By now if you are still reading you will have realised that I have incomprehensible thoughts which I can never gather into something workable. It just all comes out as a huge ramble.
I guess I’ll start with a brief intro. My name is Faye and I work in the adult industry. I have done for the past 2 and a half years. Sometimes i love it, sometimes I hate the people around me and wish they would fuck off. Sometimes my friends wish I would fuck off cos I ruined yet another fantasy by informing them I met that chick and her tits don’t really look that good or some such. I guess its like all jobs really with ups and downs but the ups include getting to screw hot chicks and when you consider that, the downs never seem so bad.
My porn name is Faye X, Faye is my real name, X is not. My surname is so hideously vile that when signing model release forms I usually put an X in the surname section, hence, Faye X. For years I struggled to come up with something catchy, but now I’ve thrown in the towel and come up with X as my porn surname. This disappointed my parents who, in my moms words ‘wished you had picked something more porn sounding’. Word.
So there’s my name, my occupation, what about me, myself? I’ve just turned 25 years old although I’m sure if you see me on any websites or magazines, they will swear I’m 18 or 19 or something that doesn’t sound like 25 cos it’s a big evil number and girls die when they get to 24. or something. I went to school/college for the first 21 years of my life and got tons of qualifications that I should really use but I’d rather make porn.
I think I’m gonna wrap up the intro and leave it there for today.
Toodle pip.
x x
About Me
- Faye X
- I love taking pictures and having pictures taken of me, im kinda narcissistic like that. I am protective to the point of possessive with my camera probably because I worked my ass off in order to be able to buy it. I love shooting pictures of people and making them look cool. I love computer games, im not just some band wagon jumper who reckons they are cool to impress boys because ‘being a geek is fashionable right now‘.My favourite company is Sega and there has been a void in my heart since 2002 when the production of Dreamcast games finally ended. My idol is Sonic the Hedgehog and I have a 4ft cardboard cutout of him above my bed. Im not really sure. Im terrible at describing what I mean, often things that seem plausible in my head are completely unreasonable. Im terrible at describing myself and other people are terrible at describing me. I am from Sheffield in South Yorkshire in the UK. I don’t have a sexy ‘British’ accent; I sound like Sean Bean who plays Boromir in Lord of the Rings. Currently im on a 5 year mission to watch all of Star Trek in order. So far its been almost 3 years and I am almost done.
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